‘Twas a D20 Christmas
by Elise M. Gross‘Twas the night before Christmas, & in the game room of the house
we rolled our D20’s, hoping to hit the cross-breed Bugbear-Mouse.
Our sock-monkey stockings were hung by our chimney with care
in the hopes that Saint Cthulhu would soon be there.
The rum-laden-nog was sending warmth to my head
while we conjured visions of our Bugbear foe dead.
Our wizard & rogue were checking for traps,
while our paladin & monk readied for the attack.
When 10 feet above us there arose such a clatter–
our ranger readied his bow, in case something was the matter.
Above us — a gust, a terrifying flash!
A mighty roar while giant teeth gnashed!
A fire, on the breast of the new-fallen snow,
gave the lustre of mid-day to our faces below.
When what to our wandering eyes did appear
but a mighty red dragon! With a wicked-fierce sneer!
A swish of his tail, he knocked the barbarian back with a flick
and our ranger shot arrow after arrow — so quick!
More rapid than eagles, our spells, arrows, & daggers flew
slashing through the mighty beast’s armour, their aim true.
Go Ranger! Go Rogue! Go little Wizard gnome!
Go Monk! Go Paladin! This wicked beast is done!
The Barbarian gives it the final blow,
And we are left to rejoice in the newly-melted snow.
I told you guys that this week would be extra special — did I not? 😉 Not only did I create that lovely little geeky poem for y’all, I’ve also got a fancy geeky Christmas treasury to feature today!! Let’s get our shopping on! Woo!
‘Geeky Christmas’ by egcom
 Individual Ninja Tu… $10
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 Adventure Time felt… $19.99
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 Gamer Geek hand dec… $12
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 Star Wars Stocking … $20
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 Nerd Christmas Post… $20
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 Star Trek Ornament … $28
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 Geek Christmas Orna… $14
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 Dr. Who -TARDIS – S… $50
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 8 gift tags Doctor … $6
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 Mr. and Mrs. Zombie… $110
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 Joker and Harley Qu… $6
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 One Bacon Reindeer … $6.25
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 Christmas Snowman P… $30
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 Santa Christmas Car… $4.5
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 Marvel Comic Book C… $15
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 Super Mario 8-BIT C… $12
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Here’s hoping you all have a wonderful Christmas! Check us out tomorrow for our very special Whovian Wednesday featuring everyone’s favourite guest blogger, Cash Money!
Cheers!!
— Elise M. Gross
